LEAVE US ALONE, 1337 H4CK0RZ!!

Episode 8 is up here and on our switchpod feed, but is not showing up in iTunes land. I think it is likely due to the mad jealous leet hackers that troll our blog. Leave us alone sweet computer nerd hack0rz.

Episode 8 - Now I Have a Machinegun Holiday Special

Large group this week and all inputs on the mixer are plugged in. We risk our lives to exchange gifts, read listener mail and recount our plans for podcast glory!

Episode 7 - No Woman In Sight

Just the 4 guys hanging out. Almost the shortest episode yet...(1st one was 5 seconds shorter)

Episode 6 - The Carpet Matches the Curtains

Julie G is our guest this episode, complete with her wonderful jingles. We read our first listener mail, translate French and talk about Derek and Zane's recent dates. Theme song by Jordan O' Jordan.

SWEET BALLSACK: HUMAN GIANT BACK ON THE AIR

Holy crap on a pita, have I got some good news. No, eighties supergroup STYX isn't playing our Christmas party (Jono, you handsome fucking asshole) but MTV's Human Giant is getting a second season after the first season set a new Neilson Rating record for futility. Anyway, if you've ever wondered about the perils of owning the Ark of the Covenant or what it would be like if your best friend time traveled and got raped by a dinosaur, this is the show for you. I've embedded a video here. It's much better than our stuff. Watch this first.

Will Arnett - Human Giant SEX TAPE by Will Arnett

Episode 5 - The Levels Are Gravy

Zane, Zack, Craig, Derek and Chad celebrate their 5th episode. New sound equipment makes our Luther's Voice Gravy shine. We also get our asses handed to us in Mario Kart by Jasmine.

Sweet Sweet Fan Art

Thanks Jas. Jaz? Jas. Not sure. S or Z? Or some other weird amalgam of consonants I didn't consider?

Anyway, here it is!



Thanks again to our friend Jasmine at Sakura Rain.

Episode 4 - Mortal Podkast

Zack, Derek, Zane and Craig eat chocolate, play Mortal Kombat 3 on SNES and attempt to jmpstart whatever topic of conversation they can think of.

New Post on the Way...

In the meantime, check out our new web banner! Take it; post it on your website; kiss it on the forehead; give us free advertising. So easy.

Episode 3 - Birdo has Lockjaw

Craig goes on vacation, Dawn stops by, Chad and his girlfriend also stop by and Derek gives someone lockjaw. Mario Kart Wii, embarassing sex stories. The two go hand in hand. And you know what else goes hand in hand? I've said too much.

Episode 2 - The Awkward Pause Strikes Back

Not our finest hour. A day after the election, we try to talk about Obama winning, but we end up talking about other crap instead.

Episode 1 - But I Poop From There

Zane and Derek show Zack and Craig one of their favorite pornographic outtakes. Zane's sister shows up and someone wins a date with her. Zack gets bitten by some type of devil animal. Find out who wins the date, what bites Zack and which kind of very non-mainstream pornography the guys are watching this week on the Happy Fluffy Bunny Hour.